the kitchen I was full-on flushed with success. Ellie had just done wees and poo. I had appeared in the garden room door as if by magic waving the special treats.
As she thinks you’re not looking, is it any wonder she is thinking her new mum is a witch?
Mission accomplished we walked into the kitchen to crow of our achievements.
‘Now what word should I use to highlight her bodily functions?’
Himself is cooking our supper tonight, a rare treat!
He looked at me and said
‘I’ve heard it done both ways!’
Thinking he was just about to give me two Transcendental Meditation type Om words, I waited...
‘Should I dust it in peppered flour or.....?’
I looked, I wondered, I thought living with me has finally taken its toll, he’s gone completely ga-ga!
Himself was clearly in the zone and was thinking lamb’s blooming liver,