a possible breakthrough
in Ludlow?*
A housewife, we use the term loosely, has stumbled on a new strain of buggeroonies that could give the Coronavirus a run for its money.
Top scientists the world over are winding down their premium rate number helplines. Even the top men in the UK are deserting Boris at speed, grumbling under their breath...
‘He only chose to cherry pick our advice that at the time, suited his political needs... now where’s this new source of a world breaking, money making organic chemical warfare agent?’
The top Home Office mandarins have tipped us off that this woman in Ludlow makes Priti look a positive pussy cat.
We proceed with caution...
...and they say 'greens' are good for you!
ReplyDeleteAnd so they are... although not perhaps this fluffy wee beastie?
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Best not send a slice to Ian, he is extremely allergic to penicillin.
ReplyDeleteTime to make a new loaf, perhaps? Think of all that therapeutic kneading.
I have this afternoon made up the same amount, making it into two smaller loaves. One for now, the other could be rushed over to a canal, near here, or better still the freezer, on the off chance the mould, especially as I am not so fleet of foot as I once was, catch me up en route, and on arrival the aforesaid loafette could kill the ole codger!
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You could send it off to Boris to try. He still looks done in and could probably do with some help! x
ReplyDeleteI’ll send him some of my very successful ‘How to win friends and influence People’ pills, they might work?
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It looks promising, woman in Ludlow.
ReplyDeleteI thought so to! We all have to do our bit Joanne.
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