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Saturday, 22 June 2019

Looking back at me...

in the mirror was Alice Cooper.
Mascara ran in rivulets down my chops.
Before you think I was heartsick let me tell you the reason... mirth.
In an email I was explaining to my stepdaughter (who incidentally calls me WSM, no idea why?) about the two nice young lads that came to sort out my plumbing!?!
‘What are you like eh?’ was her reply followed on with this link
Hope it works?  Knowing my technical ineptitude it probably won’t, and as for me doing a John Gray and wanging the piece straight on ready for you to just hit... play, all too techie for one so simple!
Give it a go, I nearly had a fit when I played it, talk about close to home and she had the neck to say about the plates of sandwiches... as if!!?!!
My daughter-in-law says her WMinL never knowingly under caters!

Well I don’t mind admitting as the words
now spring into my mouth, before they even reach my tonsils I swallow and change the subject.  Even the husband is highly amused and winds me up... 




What’s a girl to do, I ask you?

* No, it didn’t work... no surprise there?
The clip is called 
‘Saucy old ladies and the gas man!’
Says it all really...
** Don’t look now but I think I’ve actually done it, nobody, but nobody is more amazed than me!


12 comments:

  1. At my stepson's wedding I introduced myself to everyone as his WSM. Embrace it, baybee! -Kate

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    1. WSD said your are my wicked stepmother because you are WICKED, she meant it as a compliment and I took it as such. I have a son and himself has a daughter, so the family is well balanced... well apart from the figure of fun i.e. ME... am I bothered? Not a bit, I love it!

      LX

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  2. I trust your plumbing is well sorted now then? lol x

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    1. A good clip which I had never seen before so you can imagine my tears of laugher? My saying ‘What a lovely lad!’ was as the wacky Kenny Everett used to say ‘All in the best possible taste!’... naturally!?!

      LX

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    1. Query to husband... wot? ‘You being you!’ his reply...

      LX

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    2. I get it now, just seen my last night’s reply to Marksgran! I am nothing if not slow on the uptake... I hesitate to use the word, naturally... naturally.

      LX

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  4. Yes, it's a classic. Hilarious.

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    1. Trouble is Cro, it rings so horribly true, well apart from the Crimplene obviously!

      LX

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  5. I have never seen that before ! Quite " naughty" for those days on BBC.

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    1. We must have led a sheltered life Frances not to have seen it before.

      LX

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