why I prefer...
This morning I decided to don a pair of linen trousers. You know the sort, those with a waistband, button and zip.
Well, I don’t mind telling you, I had convinced myself I was losing weight. What with all the trogging up and down ladders in and out of the loft, walking, oh, alright there is usually a pub at the end of it! Lifting and shifting, the weight was dropping off... obv! Added to which the last time I wore them I was pleasantly surprised at the slack!?! Must, just must, have only got better, surely to goodness?
Err... not so!