I have known! The memory came about by a comment from Frances about hairdressers visiting the house. This was a different set-up, I visited her house. She was a social worker and a part time hairdresser. Her home reflected her off the wall taste. In those days I used to have highlights to hide the grey... if only? She worked her magic so much so I stepped out with hair looking a more natural colour than my long lost colourful tresses. The wonder of those visits is still with me: my eyes feasted on the treasures, newly acquired since my last visit. The place was stuffed full of her artwork, pottery and so much, much more. The wall colours were constantly changing. The garden a riot of overblown flowers, the paths knee deep with their exuberant spread. Your nose assailed with perfume, your ears deafened by the buzz of contented bees. That was in the summer. In the winter a different story: take it from me it wasn’t a whole load of fun to kneel on bare boards over a bath and have your hair washed in the perishing cold. Turban wrapped in a damp threadbare towel you trogged down the rickerty-rackerty stairs. In the house she always wore a hat, and boy could she talk. There was always some tale of the latest boyfriend and how he had taken her to the cleaners, in fact come to think of it, the cleaners would have had a field day in there. As I pressed the huge amount of money she required into her hand, I staggered out with my head ringing. I have always hoped one day to find a hairdresser for me to tell my problems to! To this day I never have, is it my fault I idly wonder?
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Saturday, 8 June 2019
Friday, 7 June 2019
How shallow am I...
to give you an idea. Today in the tipping rain, I set off. Titfer plonked firmly on my head I must confess I looked the very model of a bag lady. Just short of a bottle of VP sherry in a brown paper bag I looked the bizz! My aim was to recce the hairdressers of Ludlow. My last one in Hythe was called Bohemia and it sort of suited my rather high flown idea of myself!?! I had highlighted on a previous stroll which ones might fit my very exacting bill. So on a miserable day I set off on a mission. Looking for all the world like Insp. Clouseau I swept ‘unobtrusively’ past my first choice 26 times! In I went: the place was empty, the two stylists, I use the term loosely were filling their faces with what looked like fish and chips.
In my best Lady Docker voice I enquired as to whether I was interrupting their luncheon?
The woman that dragged herself away from her lunch looked me up and down as I did her, neither of us liked what we saw!
My enquiry as to a possible haircut was met with ‘Sorry, we are fully booked!’
I walked away thinking
‘Blimey, that was a close shave and all I wanted was a trim!’
My MO changed after that because for the life of me I couldn’t imagine how I would have got myself out of the door if she had said frigging Yes!
Onwards and upwards, it couldn’t really be anything other than up could it?
Eventually I found a salon that was busy, could this be an indication I wonder? I’m quick like that!
The receptionist was helpful, I came away armed with an appointment for next week, and the distinct feeling of hope.
In my best Lady Docker voice I enquired as to whether I was interrupting their luncheon?
The woman that dragged herself away from her lunch looked me up and down as I did her, neither of us liked what we saw!
My enquiry as to a possible haircut was met with ‘Sorry, we are fully booked!’
I walked away thinking
‘Blimey, that was a close shave and all I wanted was a trim!’
My MO changed after that because for the life of me I couldn’t imagine how I would have got myself out of the door if she had said frigging Yes!
Onwards and upwards, it couldn’t really be anything other than up could it?
Eventually I found a salon that was busy, could this be an indication I wonder? I’m quick like that!
The receptionist was helpful, I came away armed with an appointment for next week, and the distinct feeling of hope.
Wednesday, 5 June 2019
I am now...
able to answer my comments.
Can you cotton-picking believe it?
No, neither can I!
Oh, alright the techwhizz was a man... but still!
Tuesday, 4 June 2019
In readiness for...
the arrival tomorrow afternoon of the techwhizz I dusted off my MacBook and reacquainted myself with it. Along the way I had a trip down memory lane looking at the huge amount of photo’s therein. Sad was how I felt as so many featured my lovely little dog who has been dead six years. In that time I realise just how much of my mojo has gone. It’s a funny thing that probably only dog people will relate to... just what fairy dust a dog adds. Alright, along with dog hair and muddy footprints, but still!?!
The husband says, now wouldn’t be the right time and I can only agree... damn! Our plan is to get a rescue dog, so what with the upheaval of workmen and us planning on a trip back to the Highlands later in the summer, now definitely wouldn’t be a good time. My plaintive cry of let’s just go to look!?! Is met with, it won’t surprise you...
‘No, you know full well it won’t be that simple!’
Although, after Tish, I am being very specific in my mind. Hold tight L.L. that might not be so easy when you actually get there?
‘No, you know full well it won’t be that simple!’
Although, after Tish, I am being very specific in my mind. Hold tight L.L. that might not be so easy when you actually get there?
Lost for words, I am, well at least for the time being while I plot my next move. Suggestions as to what and how would be gratefully received.
This isn’t Tish...
Friday, 31 May 2019
A day in...
the life of the Wrenery.
Has anyone an idea as to what this pretty little interloper is.
I simply adore plants that turn up: don’t they just know what conditions suit them far more than these supposedly superior
human beings?
In answer to...
anonymous I would never ever harm a bee. I ought to explain the Wrenery is an open sided addition to the cottage. It has a glass roof which is the problem. They waste valuable energy endeavouring to get out. As the roof is high I need an implement to shepherd them out... hence the feather duster to gently show them the way! Just holding a broom aloft gives them the message without much style though. As I’m a style over substance sort of a woman the extending howsyourfather seems to fit the bill. Added to which visiting friends might think I have finally found housework!
Thursday, 30 May 2019
I’ve decided what every girl...
needs is a tickling stick.
Well to be more exact what this girl needs...
Why, you might well wonder?
In my infinite wisdom, as the dog pestering has to take a back seat as the sensible bit of me... yes I do have a tad, realises that with all the upheaval, a nervy rescue dog wouldn’t settle with all the stuff that is going on at the mo. Long sentence... sorry!
I am now set on a feather duster... no, no NO, not to do anything so common as housework! To direct, marshal, persuade the many and various bees that find their way into the Wrenery to work the roses... home with their rucksacks loaded with pollen. A very good idea I modestly think! Where I went wrong was to have the husband in tow when I went shopping in town. Starting off in Ludlow’s answer to the pound shop, the guinea shop, their offerings were not to put too fine a point on it beyond the pale. On we trogged, I eventually found just the thing, a wonderful being of an item... hold tight, my heart is going all of a quiver at the thought. A magnifico black ostrich feather duster with an extendable stick. Good job I had my smelling salts with me as I nearly had a severe case of the vapours with the excitement of it all! I casually looked at the price £35! Over my shoulder I felt the presence, sniffing in disgust or maybe horror... dunno!?! That in an instance completely and utterly put my grand idea of buying it and passing it off as an upmarket £5.99 Ludlow special. Mind you, so much cheaper than a dog and I would be doing my bit for the bee population with style and panache.
Wednesday, 29 May 2019
Yes Joanne...
I’m ‘painting’! A picture of what actually happened. It may not surprise you to know I never read instructions, another one of my odd habits. The husband reads them to the letter. Why oh why did I a.) allow myself to be party to this strange practice and b.) then not follow through on the final and important advice to enclose the wormery to prevent escapees?
I wouldn’t mind but yesterday sat in the garden having lunch, two of the little buggers slithered by. They were smartly returned from whence they came. In the meantime we await another flaming bag of the vipers nest of worms we have had to pay more good money for! Blooming serve us right some might say!
Tuesday, 28 May 2019
You’re a worm...
okay?
You have just had the most horrendous experience, having been wrenched away from your chums, alright 500 of your best mates and family members did experience the same trauma. Into a bag you were put and then into a box at the start of an epic charabanc trip to Ludlow. On arrival you could hear the delight of the two dorks who had paid good money for you.
The slave trade is obviously alive and well in Shropshire crossed your mind.
From inside the breathable pod you heard them reading the instructions, excitement quivering in their voices. Giving them credit where credit is due they followed the literature to the letter. At great length they discussed whether to follow the advice as to prevent you from escaping by putting your new abode into a box or plastic sack. Their decision to disregard this vital piece of advice gave you an idea? You decide on a plan to see for yourselves if the rolling Shropshire hills are as good as Sir Edwin Elgar’s music portrayed?
Monday, 27 May 2019
‘Twenty six!’
My funny little foibles?
Everything in my world is 26!
Where does this come from? Who knows?
To give you an example if the husband asks how many slices of toast, my reply is always Twenty six! I only ever get one weekdays, two at the weekend. Why does he ask I idly wonder? Just asked him what else I say the same to, his reply try the word anything and everything.
As I sit up in bed tapping this out I am surveying the three quarter painted room. Now the thing is... Pale Oak looked superb in our timber framed rooms in Goudhurst, here on smooth even walls I’m not so sure? I sort of get the feeling I am waking up in a newly born babies nappy! Especially as I am advocating doing the ceiling the same colour!?! I could always blame it on the light in Ludlow as I trog up to the garden room to survey
the twenty six sample pots of the wonderful Craig and Rose chalky emulsion!
the twenty six sample pots of the wonderful Craig and Rose chalky emulsion!
The trouble is the magical figure is actually getting closer and the more colours I have to choose the harder it is getting. Mind you by the time the fitted wardrobes are made the funky rad. installed, the pictures on the wall, all twenty six of them, the wall colour will hardly show through!
Sunday, 26 May 2019
Ludlow Update...
moving is for the young, I’ve decided.
When you take up residence in a new town it feels like you’re on holiday...
You treat yourselves to trying out the new restaurants.
The shops and what they sell need to be given a whirl.
We now have a fishmonger, a dying breed if ever there was one, it means we are eating lots of fish. Living right next to the sea at our last house, the very first time I went into our local beachside fish shop I was charged £17 for a small piece of sea bass. Strange to say I never had the desire to darkened their door from then on. I had the distant impression that they charged what they thought you could afford? I made a mental note to never go out dripping in diamonds ever again! The funny thing is the fish here this far from the sea is sparkling fresh.
The dreaded three letter word with four legs is currently occupying my head. Himself is weakening, and sad to say I am, much against
The dreaded three letter word with four legs is currently occupying my head. Himself is weakening, and sad to say I am, much against
my better judgement agreeing with him... that now wouldn’t be the ideal time to get a dog. However that doesn’t stop me each night
ploughing through the 75 pages of dogs at the Dogs Trust looking for
ploughing through the 75 pages of dogs at the Dogs Trust looking for
a home! In fact after a hard day in the garden I am just off to
have a quick look, just in case,
you understand?
have a quick look, just in case,
you understand?
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